Rude Haikus Journal

Five syllables, seven, then five more, none of them polite. The Rude Haikus Journal is built for the job, with 120 pages of alternating dot grid and ruled paper, so you can draft on one and clean it up on the other. The 300 gsm uncoated card stock cover carries a gold foil stamp and a weathered amber finish with an ornate title plate, which makes the contents funnier. A 5 x 7 inch gift for anyone with a sharp tongue and some discipline.

120 pages. Alternating dot grid and ruled interior. 5 x 7 inches.

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